A legendary hero named Orpheus was a skilled singer and musician who was able to move trees, animals, and rocks. He fell in love with and married a woman, [[Eurydice]].
Eurydice is bitten by a snake and dies.
[[Orpheus is distraught and decides to go to underworld to save her]]
[[Ehh, not worth it]]
Orpheus decides to venture land of dead and comes across Cerberus, a three-headed dog. Orpheus...
[[reaches into his bag and takes out a chew toy]]
[[tries to give Cerberus a belly rub]]
[[takes out his lyre and...]]
Orpheus finds and marries another woman and lives happily ever after.
Cerberus is distracted long enough for Orpheus to [[sneak by]].
Cerberus got hungry and ate Orpheus whole.
[[try again|Orpheus is distraught and decides to go to underworld to save her]]
[[lulls Cerberus to sleep|sneak by]]
Orpheus comes to the river Styx and ferryman Charon. He...
[[doesn't pay Charon to ferry and tries to swim across the river]]
[[uses his lyre again and charms Charon into ferrying him across]]
Orpheus gets pulled into the water by the dead and drowns.
[[try again|sneak by]]
Orpheus gets across the river and finally meets Hades. Orpheus plays music for him.
[[Hades does not like Orpheus' music]]
[[Orpheus' music and grief moved Hades]]
so Hades banishes Orpheus to the river Styx for eternity.
Hades lets Eurydice go back with Orpheus under the condition that they cannot look back.
[[Orpheus looks back to see if Eurydice was still there]]
[[Both Orpheus and Eurydice don't look back and make it out]]
They both live happily ever after.